Crazy pet stories...

As you should know by now, I am an avid radio listener. I listen to music of all genres, I listen to talk radio, I love NPR and I have some staples that I tune into every day.


 Well today, while listening to a particular show, I heard some of the funniest stuff I've heard in a minute.

So this lady calls in to the complaint segment on this one show.  She wants to complain about her mother.  Her mom always calls her with annoying tasks.  Well this time she called saying that her dog died at 2 a.m.  So the lady commissions her husband to go help her mother bury the dog.

At the point they are putting the dog in the ground, he begins to growl. The mom forgot to tell them that the dog was stung by a bee and the vet told her to give the dog a benadryl.  She gave the dog two benadryls and the dog went into a deep sleep! bwahahahahahahaha (wait...did you know you could give dogs human medicine? bwahahahahahaaa).

Kungfu kitty!!
Then to keep the pet motif going... They read a story about a man who got into a death match with his cat.  Ummm apparently the cat jumped on the man and a battle ensued. It got so bad that the man had to grab a butcher's knife to get the cat off of him.  IT WAS HIS CAT!! A pet cat! Not some domesticated tiger cub...but a house cat!!

And get this...the cat had to be put down. AND The man had to be life flighted to the hospital! SMH

And people wonder why I don't like cats...those things are deadly! LOL

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