Mel and Derwin from BET.com Melanie: Show starts with Melanie looking in the bathroom mirror. Derwin comes in to join her. Mel is concerned that she may have fried her ovaries by standing in front of the microwave too much. She's still stressing over not being pregnant yet, after all they've been getting it on like bunnies. Derwin tries to alleviate her concerns by saying it is probably him because he's taken so many crotch shots on the field. He tells her that they can go get checked out to make sure everything is okay. (commercial)