Common sense that may save your manhood!


Woman cuts off husband's manparts and grinds them...

Fellas, I try to look out for you as much as possible.  Now...after seeing this video, there are a number of things you should have digested.

1.  When a person shows you who she is, believe her!

You know good and well this lady did not just kirk out and cut off her husband's family jewels!  She was crazy when they met.  A sane woman MAY threaten to do it, but she'll never go through with it.  But a crazy chick? Oh yes!!  But y'all like those crazy chicks.  The kind that are down for "whatever".  The type who wild out and don't care... See those right there? They will put your reproductive organs down a garbage disposal. 

2.  If you are done...be done.

I find this often in my family law cases.  Guys go tipping back to the baby mama or the ex girlfriend.  Cut that mess out.  Playing with emotions will have you strapped down to a bed kissing your parts good bye!  Why? Because as buddy said in Baby Boy... Women are some unstable creatures!  (Not all of us...but if you play with someone...you will pay...).  Think about the hormonal imbalance that some women deal with...then you want to start playing with her emotions? Oh boy... yep...you're just asking for it LOL.

3.  If you are breaking up with someone or divorcing...DO NOT LET HER COOK FOR YOU!!

See...that man in this story was just as crazy as she was... Why oh why oh why would you let a chick who can't stand you right now, cook for you?  Awww yeah, I'm sure she sweet talked him and coerced him over.  DON'T DO IT!  That is the dumbest thing in the world.  If a person is pissed at you...do not...I repeat DO NOT eat OR drink anything they offer you.  You could digest any number of toxins, crack, animal droppings...you never know.  People do some jacked up stuff when they are heart broken.

4.  If you do not pay attention to numbers 1-3 and you feel like food tastes funny... CALL THE POLICE!

Why did this fool go lie down?  You're eating food that tastes funny, then you go lie down in this crazy woman's house? Siiiiiirrrrrr!!! Get somewhere with your foolishness!!! Now what he should have done (and you too, if you're foolish enough to ignore 1-3) is crawled out to his car, locked the doors and phoned police.  There were just too many coincidences there... Funny tasting food, overwhelming feeling of drowsiness, crazy soon to be ex-wife...

5.  Understand that not all people will feel sympathy for you if you ignore 1-4.

Look...too many people will hoorah over this like the woman just won a championship trophy (which is so ignorant to me...).  They will automatically assume that the guy cheated, and the woman is the victim.  Sadly some of those people may be the very ones you need to go to for help.  So I advise you to just follow 1-4...and there should be no issues.


What do y'all think about Lorena Bobbitt, Jr. (aka  Catherine Kieu Becker)?

Comments

Tasha said…
Now this was a great post, hilarious too but you spoke the truth!
CM Writer said…
LOL! Thanks. Girl I saw this story and immediately thought about all the ways that poor fella went wrong...

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