Why you should have guy friends.

You squeeze yourself into a sausage casing and call it a dress.

Your girls say: Girl, that's cute...you are rockin' that.
Your boys say: You look like you should be laying on a bun. Like a fat stack of sausage links. What made you think you should put that on?


You break up with your trifling boyfriend who you love so much.

Your girls say: It's ok, he'll come back. You can work it out.
Your boys say: You were stupid to be with him anyway. I don't understand it. If you go back to him, you'll be even dumber than you were the first time.


Some guy puts his hands on you.

Your girls say: You should get a restrainging order.
Your boys say: Where does that #@$!@ live?


You have a flat tire.

Your girls say: You can use my AAA.
Your boys say: I'll be there in a minute.


You find out you were passed over for a promotion.

Your girls say: Was the other person more qualified? Are you sure you even wanted the position?
Your boys say: SUCK IT UP! You still have bills to pay. Take your butt to work.


You want to know if your weight gain is noticeable.

Your girls say: I can't really tell. But you know guys like women with curves.
Your boys say: WTF happened to you? Dang, your body used to be tight. Go to the gym!


You're feeling blue about being single.

Your girls say: There really aren't enough men to go around. We'll be old maids together.
Your boys say: Get your @#% out of the house and mingle. You'll never meet anybody sitting at home.

Why should you have guy friends? Girls will say whatever is necessary to save the friendship and spare your feelings. Boys will tell you the truth.