Ladies, do you ask for too much and accept too little?
I AM GUILTY. Yes, you can convict me, sentence me, lock me up and throw away the key. I am one of those women with astronomical standards. Now in my mind, I didn't think they were astronomical. I fervently believed that there was nothing wrong with wanting...
A 6'2" to 6'5
Country boy
With the body of an athlete
The mind of a scholar
With no children
Who knows politics
Knows and has a devout relationship with God
Has street knowledge, but mansion manners
A sense of humor like Dave Chapelle (the list continues after the jump)
A good relationship with his mother and father
Loves children
Grew up around thugs, but didn't become one
Knows how to cook
Doesn't mind cleaning
Can fix a car
Doesn't mind getting dirty
Only cries on three occasions: death, birth, wedding day
Doesn't have a belly
Has nice teeth
Is passionate and sexy without being oversexed
Loves women, but doesn't have an eye for other women
Loves me and shows me attention, but doesn't want to be up under me all the time
Doesn't ask for anything from me, but allows me to do things for him.
Is the life of the party without letting the party be his life.
Respects my opinion, but stands his ground.
Is compassionate without being sensitive
Doesn't have curly hair
Has a clean appearance, but doesn't spend his life in the mirror
Did I mention, he's tall and athletic?
He's worldly without being a nerd
He volunteers, works, plays, and still has time for me
Oh yeah...and DOES NOT HAVE A BELLY
Accepts me for my flaws (no really..lol...)
The thing is..my list goes on and on and on and on...to the point that I have wiped out about 90% of the heterosexual males on this planet. Is your list like that? Come on...tell the truth. You know good and well that you have a list...
And the list may be so specific that no one will ever...in LIFE meet the requirements. EVER...Even when you think they do, you actually made concessions.
You get a person who meets all the physical requirements, but none of the substantive requirements. Or he meets every requirement on the list, but you create a new one that he doesn't meet.
So when I saw the video below. I saw me...and you...and her...your sister...his cousin...the lady at the grocery store...and many many women that I talk to.
The above was once my list...Then I woke up.
Be honest...do you see yourself in this video?
From ooziebrown on youtube.
A 6'2" to 6'5
Country boy
With the body of an athlete
The mind of a scholar
With no children
Who knows politics
Knows and has a devout relationship with God
Has street knowledge, but mansion manners
A sense of humor like Dave Chapelle (the list continues after the jump)
A good relationship with his mother and father
Loves children
Grew up around thugs, but didn't become one
Knows how to cook
Doesn't mind cleaning
Can fix a car
Doesn't mind getting dirty
Only cries on three occasions: death, birth, wedding day
Doesn't have a belly
Has nice teeth
Is passionate and sexy without being oversexed
Loves women, but doesn't have an eye for other women
Loves me and shows me attention, but doesn't want to be up under me all the time
Doesn't ask for anything from me, but allows me to do things for him.
Is the life of the party without letting the party be his life.
Respects my opinion, but stands his ground.
Is compassionate without being sensitive
Doesn't have curly hair
Has a clean appearance, but doesn't spend his life in the mirror
Did I mention, he's tall and athletic?
He's worldly without being a nerd
He volunteers, works, plays, and still has time for me
Oh yeah...and DOES NOT HAVE A BELLY
Accepts me for my flaws (no really..lol...)
The thing is..my list goes on and on and on and on...to the point that I have wiped out about 90% of the heterosexual males on this planet. Is your list like that? Come on...tell the truth. You know good and well that you have a list...
And the list may be so specific that no one will ever...in LIFE meet the requirements. EVER...Even when you think they do, you actually made concessions.
You get a person who meets all the physical requirements, but none of the substantive requirements. Or he meets every requirement on the list, but you create a new one that he doesn't meet.
So when I saw the video below. I saw me...and you...and her...your sister...his cousin...the lady at the grocery store...and many many women that I talk to.
The above was once my list...Then I woke up.
Be honest...do you see yourself in this video?
From ooziebrown on youtube.
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