BET's The Game: Episode 9 RECAP

Malik on the Monique Show:  Malik is sitting on Mo's couch.  Spilling it about his stint in rehab.  Mo asked what the 80 million dollar man is going to do now.  He said no no no, that's not me, I'm just Mr. Extremely Wealthy.  I'm doing what it takes to stay in line with my probation.  That he's in talks with Alphonso Ribero to play him in a movie about his life.  Then Mo asks what's it like to be dating a supermodel...now that he's dating Jena (oh that's her name? I  couldn't remember last week...) Rice.  Malik says he's in love.  And Jena peeks out.. Then Malik jumps up and down on Mo's couch saying he's in love.  Mo is like boy! Get down off my couch.  I ain't Oprah and you for d*m* sure ain't no Tom Cruise, don't you hop up on my d*m* couch no more!  (bwahahahaha)

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Malik and Parker:  They are back at some night spot.  Malik is talking to Parker (remember the Saber owner's wife).  Parker is saying how hot Jena is and asks Malik if she can join them for some of their festivities.  Malik tells her he's not in that mental place anymore after all of the life changes he's been through.  She's like yeah whatever, we still need to get together. Malik tells her no, and she can bounce her tail right on up out of his VIP.  She begrudgingly leaves.

Tasha and the Sunbeams:  They are opening fan letters and Malik is getting them from female prisoners and a serial killer.  Mel is bugging about Derwin getting panties and naked pics from fans.  Erica read a letter to Javon from one of his groupies.  Jazz said she isn't worried about any groupies, as long as they are handling their business in bed, they are good.  So she keeps Javon satisfied.  Then they ask Mel if she's handling hers.  She says she gives it to Derwin regularly so she's great.  So Jazz asks if they use toys, have threesomes and other freaky deakyness.  She says she's great in bed. Good.  Solid... all the Sunbeams look at her like, yeah right, heiffa! lol

Derwin and a groupie:  Derwin is on the phone with Mel and he walks into his hotel room to a white woman on his hotel bed doing splits and carrying on.  Mel asks him to put her on speaker.  Mel tells the skank to roll up out of Derwin's room.  So Ashley, the skank, leaves.  Mel asks Derwin if that happens often.  And he says yeah...once or twice or whatever.  Groupies come with the territory.  Mel asks if he's tempted.  He says, he's a man of course he's tempted, but he loves her so no haps.   Derwin asks Mel to get freaky with him on Skype and she says no...I'm not in the mood. (Bad move Mel...you better get in the mood! Temptation becomes more tempting when the loving dries up...)

Malik and a Saber's player:   The player asks Malik if he's going to the strip club with them, he says no, he's going to his room to Skype with his lady, Jena.  When he opens the door, Parker is lying on his bed, and says "Come on in and let me spank that *ss"

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Mel and Jazz: Mel invited Jazz over.  Jazz said, girl what did you call me over her for, you know I'm missing to catch a predator.   Mel says well I just wanted to talk to you about spicing things up for me and Derwin.  Mel tells Jazz she wants to have a threesome.  Jazz is like oh that's sweet, you want me to have threesome with you? She brings up that she knows Derwin will like it. and says to Mel, and you're cute too...but I'm sorry girl, me and Javon are trying to go the distance. Mel says look, let that be the last time you say something about you sleeping with my husband.  Jazz says how about no.  Mel says okay, does Javon notice how your baby looks a lot like the second string kicker? That shuts her up. So Mel tells her not with her, but with someone else.  They devise a plan to find Mel a chick.

Parker and Malik: Malik told Parker she needs to leave.  Parker says Malik is tripping, and he can't do her like that because she's responsible for him staying on the team. Malik tells her she's tripping, he doesn't ower her anything.  She says oh yeah, I'm going to call my husband and tell him what we've been doing these past few months.  Malik is like oh please, heiffa, try me.  You call him and you and your big teeth will be on the streets begging for bread, need I remind you, you have a pre-nupt? "Don't Play Chicken With Me, Cause I Know All There Is To Know About Chicken!" Malik says. So Parker calms down for a few seconds, then she says, oh you think you're just gonna play with me? Then she knocks over a lamp and in the words of R.Kelly (no I'm not a fan, but this seems appropriate) The silly ***** is screaming raaaaaappppeeee.  A housekeeper comes by and asks if everything is alright.  Malik says yeah and slips her a benjamin, she says "a hundred? thank you. y'all have a nice night." (I mean dang lady...you would really take a bill to forget about a crime? uh uh uh) So Parker tells Malik she's not playing and asks him who he's going to screw, her or himself...

Jazz and Mel:  Back at the club trying to find Mel a chick to have a threesome with. Mel looks at chicks at the bar.  Jazz excludes one because she's drinking cranberry juice...she says that either means the chick is a goody-goody OR on antibiotics, either way, not a good look.  Then Mel asks about another one, and Jazz says girl no! She's cuter than you, are you trying to lose your husband? Jazz goes on a hunt for a chick for her.   Some chick comes up to Mel and talks to her about seeing her on the cover of Essence and how beautiful she is.   Mel tells her she has a glam squad.  The chick says she's beautiful nonetheless and she asks Mel if she's a doctor, Mel says yes.  Chick says she's looking to become a dentist.  Mel keeps staring at the chick.  The chick asks if everything is okay.  Mel says yes, she was just trying to make sure the chick wasn't cuter than she was.  Then Mel asks this chick if she'll have a threesome with her and Derwin.  (WTF?! Girl stop!!! You are asking for trouble...and really? I mean dang can anyone just be with one person these days?!! Y'all watch too much tv and too many x-rated flicks...) The chick says she's down. (trouble, trouble)

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Malik and Parker:  In bed, Malik looks pissed...And Parker says don't act like you didn't like it.

Derwin and Mel:  Mel is doing stretches in her lingerie with flower petals all over the place.  Derwin comes in and she says tonight I'm madame Melanie, and slaps him, telling him to go upstairs to their bed... He says okay!!

Malik and Jena:  Jena is at Malik's place with balloons and what not ready to surprise him, then she strips and says you can have these balloons instead.  Malik hugs her and holds on feeling dirty and guilty apparently.  She asks him if he's crying, he says he's just happy to see her.

Derwin and Mel:  Melanie ties Derwin up and blind folds him.  And tells him he'll get his surprise...so she calls the threesome chick in.  And the threesome chick starts kissing Derwin all up his chesticle.  Derwin is loving it...and Mel is getting pissed.  Threesome chick gets ready to kiss Derwin on the lips Mel stops the show.   She is done and tells the threesome chick she has to go.  They go downstairs.  Threesome chick says she understands, if she had a guy like Derwin or a woman like Mel, she wouldn't want to share either.  She tells Mel that she's always available if she changes her mind.  Then she kisses Mel on the mouf! Mel is a little stunned and then goes up stairs to finish with Derwin.  She's kissing him and Derwin says he likes how she was doing it before, so she slaps him again.

Welp! Tonight's episode was tre' risque! What did you think?