BET's The Game: Episode 12 RECAP
I'm sorry you guys. I have been soooo slack blogging this month. I've just tried to catch up on some rest, which means not much blogging.
When Tasha finds out her new man has a terminal illness, they spend his final days tackling their bucket lists. Season 4, Episode 412
Tash and Melanie: At that club they are always visiting. Tasha says with all the Dante stuff and Malik, she needed a drink. Melanie is on her phone and says sure that's what girlfriends do. Tasha gets a Henny with no coke LOL. Melanie is so caught up in whatever is going on on her phone that she doesn't catch the waiter asking her what she wants. Then she gets a water with lemon (wait no drankin?!). Tasha says, really?! Mel says, Girl I'm trying to get pregnant. I have to be aware of everything going on in my body. TAsha says and now my night has become about you. Tasha's like heiffa go on before I slap you. Then she tells Mel to just go.
Oh shoot Mario Van Peebles pops up: He tells Tasha he's happy her friend left, now he can get her drunk so she can do something a little silly. And nobody has to know. (wait...what?! instead of Harpo who dis woman...Tasha Mack who dis man?!) Wait a minute. These two jokers running all out in the street with no clothes on! They have on draws. Tasha's like what in the world is going on? What made him want to do this? He tells her this is on his bucket list, he's dying. (This whole bucket list thing is just getting out of control...I mean who came up with this anyway? Y'all got one? )
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Tasha Mack and Mario: They are on somebody's couch smoking Stogies. Tasha asks him what exactly he's dying of. He laughs and says lung cancer. She puts down the stogie! And he says he's just kidding. But it is cancer. Tasha asks what kind, and he says does it matter? It's terminal. Tasha starts talking to the Lord saying she knew this was too good to be true! She finds a good man and he's dying. Mario tells her when he first got diagnosed he was mad at the world. Initially he asked God, "why me" then he said, he thought, "why not me?" (That is a serious way to look at it. Why not? But...hey...). Then he thought, maybe God is trying to tell him something. Tasha said, yeah, that yo' a** 'bout to die! (is it wrong to laugh right here? bwahahahahahahahahaha). Mario said he worked most of his life for other people who didn't really appreciate things that were really important. So he figured what if this illness is really a blessing? (could you handle that? Think that way?). Mario (wait did I miss his name? Who is he playing? Just the man dying? I mean can he have a name? Maybe I did miss it.) asks Tasha what she would do if she knew she wasn't meant long for this earth. She says the Mack family is known for longevity so she never thinks about it. He says that's really good. Then Tasha says yeah, unless you're like cousin Jackie doing life for murder. (dag...always one in the family, huh?). Mario offers to help Tasha work on her bucket list. She's down for it.
Mel and Derwin: Mel comes in from a run and is ovulating. She says it is the perfect condition for babymaking. Derwin has to get off the phone with his grandma. Derwin says as inviting as it sounds, he can't get it in right now because he has practice. (you know guys have to save their stamina and aggression for the field of play). So Mel throws Derwin back down on the couch. He pops back up like nah. I can't! But when I get back tonight, I'm going to give it to you real good. Maybe even twins. He backs up into the island and hurts his side. Mel says, "don't hurt the jewels!"
Derwin and Malik: Derwin goes into Malik's bedroom and throws open the curtains and tells Malik to get up. Malik asks him how he got in. He said the downstairs maid told the upstairs maid who told Malik's bodyguard to let him in. (good gracious..where does Malik live? In Shaq's old estate?). Derwin came to take Malik to practice. Malik is like whatever, Jena hasn't been around since the whole Parker thing went down. He said he isn't leaving the house until he speaks to Jena. Derwin asks if he can asks him a question. Malik was like oh now you want to be polite? You ran all up in my house this morning and now you want to ask permission. Derwin was like, now you're talking about you're all in love with Jena, but you were smashing Parker. Malik says well things are a little more complicated with me. WE're not all pissing vitamin water like you. Derwin says look they are trying to bring in a new QB To replace you, I called a meeting with the owner to rectify this situation. He says they have to stick together. He called Malik the 40 mil kid, Malik said nah bruh I have double that! (that still doesn't explain all those folks on his payroll...I'm just saying. That's how athletes and MC Hammer go broke!)
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Mel with a themometer in her mouth: She hears the door and says I'm in here, take your pants off! Tasha says if we're going to have sex you have to buy me dinner first. Mel says aaaaggghhh I thought you were Derwin. Tasha says what is that? Some kinda little kinky toy? Imma need something bigger than that... (Good gracious Tasha! What in the world....nassy!) She told Mel to stop stressing out, it's going to get her girly parts in knots. And she knows she just wants to get pregnant so she can even the score with Janay (yall remember that time Derwin wouldn't get down with Mel because he said he didn't want to have project twins? SMH...). Mel says no it is for Derwin and I and our future kids. Tasha says a wise man once told her that if you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans. Mel asks if she's knockin' down a buddhist and called her Tupac Chopra... Tasha says Beau (oooooh that's his name!!!) has taught her a lot, and then told her that Beau is dying. Mel says dang you have the worst luck with men, you must have killed someone in a past life. TAsha said it will be her if she don't get her hands out of her tracks. She asks to borrow Derwin's surfboard from the teen choice awards to go surfing. She's also going to ride an elephant in India and spend the night with Keith Sweat.
Malik, Derwin, Sabers owner: So Malik and Derwin are asking the SAbers owner to keep Malik and not trade him. Dude says, you have a wife don't you Derwin? Derwin sits back in his chair. Malik says you know what? Trade my a**! The owner is like nah, that would only be good for Malik. What I'm going to do is get that young guy and nurture him, teach him to dance. You know like I did my wife. And Malik is going to sit on the bench and rot. Malik walks out. Derwin came out and they go at it. Malik said I knew I shouldn't have trusted you. The only one who has my back is me! Derwin is like what? Negro what are you talking about? Malik said the only person you care about is you! Derwin said You slept with that man's wife! Malik says football is the only thing I have, and now I have nothing. (just when things were going right for Malik...dang!)
Tasha and Beau: Beau has Tasha blindfolded to a little dinner. Tasha says she thought it would be something a little more exciting than that. Then Keith Sweat walks in. Tasha is like, when I told you I wanted to spend the night with Keith Sweat, it wasn't to just eat. Beau tells Tasha she can handle that when he leaves. Keith says "I don't want to interrupt this make it last forever moment, but the shrimp is getting cold." Beau tells him to chill out, they'll get to it. Keith says "It doesn't taste the same when it's cold. I know you didn't have me cookin for nothing..." Keith leaves and Tasha and Beau continue talking. Tasha tells him they need to seize the day and make it happen. So they go get it on.
The next day: Tasha comes out to a note that Beau has left.
When Tasha finds out her new man has a terminal illness, they spend his final days tackling their bucket lists. Season 4, Episode 412
Tash and Melanie: At that club they are always visiting. Tasha says with all the Dante stuff and Malik, she needed a drink. Melanie is on her phone and says sure that's what girlfriends do. Tasha gets a Henny with no coke LOL. Melanie is so caught up in whatever is going on on her phone that she doesn't catch the waiter asking her what she wants. Then she gets a water with lemon (wait no drankin?!). Tasha says, really?! Mel says, Girl I'm trying to get pregnant. I have to be aware of everything going on in my body. TAsha says and now my night has become about you. Tasha's like heiffa go on before I slap you. Then she tells Mel to just go.
Oh shoot Mario Van Peebles pops up: He tells Tasha he's happy her friend left, now he can get her drunk so she can do something a little silly. And nobody has to know. (wait...what?! instead of Harpo who dis woman...Tasha Mack who dis man?!) Wait a minute. These two jokers running all out in the street with no clothes on! They have on draws. Tasha's like what in the world is going on? What made him want to do this? He tells her this is on his bucket list, he's dying. (This whole bucket list thing is just getting out of control...I mean who came up with this anyway? Y'all got one? )
(commercial)
Tasha Mack and Mario: They are on somebody's couch smoking Stogies. Tasha asks him what exactly he's dying of. He laughs and says lung cancer. She puts down the stogie! And he says he's just kidding. But it is cancer. Tasha asks what kind, and he says does it matter? It's terminal. Tasha starts talking to the Lord saying she knew this was too good to be true! She finds a good man and he's dying. Mario tells her when he first got diagnosed he was mad at the world. Initially he asked God, "why me" then he said, he thought, "why not me?" (That is a serious way to look at it. Why not? But...hey...). Then he thought, maybe God is trying to tell him something. Tasha said, yeah, that yo' a** 'bout to die! (is it wrong to laugh right here? bwahahahahahahahahaha). Mario said he worked most of his life for other people who didn't really appreciate things that were really important. So he figured what if this illness is really a blessing? (could you handle that? Think that way?). Mario (wait did I miss his name? Who is he playing? Just the man dying? I mean can he have a name? Maybe I did miss it.) asks Tasha what she would do if she knew she wasn't meant long for this earth. She says the Mack family is known for longevity so she never thinks about it. He says that's really good. Then Tasha says yeah, unless you're like cousin Jackie doing life for murder. (dag...always one in the family, huh?). Mario offers to help Tasha work on her bucket list. She's down for it.
Mel and Derwin: Mel comes in from a run and is ovulating. She says it is the perfect condition for babymaking. Derwin has to get off the phone with his grandma. Derwin says as inviting as it sounds, he can't get it in right now because he has practice. (you know guys have to save their stamina and aggression for the field of play). So Mel throws Derwin back down on the couch. He pops back up like nah. I can't! But when I get back tonight, I'm going to give it to you real good. Maybe even twins. He backs up into the island and hurts his side. Mel says, "don't hurt the jewels!"
Derwin and Malik: Derwin goes into Malik's bedroom and throws open the curtains and tells Malik to get up. Malik asks him how he got in. He said the downstairs maid told the upstairs maid who told Malik's bodyguard to let him in. (good gracious..where does Malik live? In Shaq's old estate?). Derwin came to take Malik to practice. Malik is like whatever, Jena hasn't been around since the whole Parker thing went down. He said he isn't leaving the house until he speaks to Jena. Derwin asks if he can asks him a question. Malik was like oh now you want to be polite? You ran all up in my house this morning and now you want to ask permission. Derwin was like, now you're talking about you're all in love with Jena, but you were smashing Parker. Malik says well things are a little more complicated with me. WE're not all pissing vitamin water like you. Derwin says look they are trying to bring in a new QB To replace you, I called a meeting with the owner to rectify this situation. He says they have to stick together. He called Malik the 40 mil kid, Malik said nah bruh I have double that! (that still doesn't explain all those folks on his payroll...I'm just saying. That's how athletes and MC Hammer go broke!)
(commercial)
Mel with a themometer in her mouth: She hears the door and says I'm in here, take your pants off! Tasha says if we're going to have sex you have to buy me dinner first. Mel says aaaaggghhh I thought you were Derwin. Tasha says what is that? Some kinda little kinky toy? Imma need something bigger than that... (Good gracious Tasha! What in the world....nassy!) She told Mel to stop stressing out, it's going to get her girly parts in knots. And she knows she just wants to get pregnant so she can even the score with Janay (yall remember that time Derwin wouldn't get down with Mel because he said he didn't want to have project twins? SMH...). Mel says no it is for Derwin and I and our future kids. Tasha says a wise man once told her that if you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans. Mel asks if she's knockin' down a buddhist and called her Tupac Chopra... Tasha says Beau (oooooh that's his name!!!) has taught her a lot, and then told her that Beau is dying. Mel says dang you have the worst luck with men, you must have killed someone in a past life. TAsha said it will be her if she don't get her hands out of her tracks. She asks to borrow Derwin's surfboard from the teen choice awards to go surfing. She's also going to ride an elephant in India and spend the night with Keith Sweat.
Malik, Derwin, Sabers owner: So Malik and Derwin are asking the SAbers owner to keep Malik and not trade him. Dude says, you have a wife don't you Derwin? Derwin sits back in his chair. Malik says you know what? Trade my a**! The owner is like nah, that would only be good for Malik. What I'm going to do is get that young guy and nurture him, teach him to dance. You know like I did my wife. And Malik is going to sit on the bench and rot. Malik walks out. Derwin came out and they go at it. Malik said I knew I shouldn't have trusted you. The only one who has my back is me! Derwin is like what? Negro what are you talking about? Malik said the only person you care about is you! Derwin said You slept with that man's wife! Malik says football is the only thing I have, and now I have nothing. (just when things were going right for Malik...dang!)
Tasha and Beau: Beau has Tasha blindfolded to a little dinner. Tasha says she thought it would be something a little more exciting than that. Then Keith Sweat walks in. Tasha is like, when I told you I wanted to spend the night with Keith Sweat, it wasn't to just eat. Beau tells Tasha she can handle that when he leaves. Keith says "I don't want to interrupt this make it last forever moment, but the shrimp is getting cold." Beau tells him to chill out, they'll get to it. Keith says "It doesn't taste the same when it's cold. I know you didn't have me cookin for nothing..." Keith leaves and Tasha and Beau continue talking. Tasha tells him they need to seize the day and make it happen. So they go get it on.
The next day: Tasha comes out to a note that Beau has left.
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