BET's The Game: Episode 10 Recap

WHIP IT, WHIP IT GOOD!

Jason and Malik:  At a restuarant having lunch. Malik asks Jason how Britt-Bratt is doing.  Jason says she had to stay home today because she's having her period.  Malik says must be hard on her with the cramps, bloating, and uncontrollable giggles.  Then he points Brittany out at lunch with her friends. Malik is like oh snap!! It's about to be on.  Brittany tells Jason some foolish lie about having cramps and that having lunch with her friends with his credit card is the only thing that would make her feel better.  Malik is like Ooooh Snap...anticipating Jason going all ummm well parent on her...But much to Malik's surprise, Jason says it's cool after asking if she'd purchased bottled water or the house flat (tap water), and she said the house flat. So he walks away from the table.  Malik says man, you are crazy, my mama would have killed me over something like that.  Jason says that's because your mom is the killing kind.  Kelly is the strict parent and see where that got us, pictures on the internet and all actiong out.  Brittany's been through a lot, so what she needs now is a friend. (Fool are you crazy?!) (video below)

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Tasha and Mel: Tasha is saying that she needs a perm because her head is killing her with the new growth.  Mel says she can't believe she wears her head wrap all out.  Then Jason comes to the door and brings with him Magic Johnson.  Mel is like "Oh my gosh, Magic" He says yeah yeah yeah... my pleasure and your pleasure.  Y'all got some greens or some chicken up in here.  Brittany comes in all fiesty and carrying on...Brittany tells them she got her period now which means she can have babies! Jason asks Mel to babysit brittany and she's like no, her parents are coming.  Brittany gets up all mouthy and Mel asks her what she's wearing, panties or shorts.  Brittany says everyone is wearing them, including Mel! Jason says he's trying to go golfing with MJ, Magic, Sir Charles and Tiger...not Tiger Woods, Magic's cousin Tiger Johnson.  Magic is eating up all of Mel's grapes that she bought for her dad, so she tells him to lighten up.  Mel suggests that Tasha could babysit Brittany. Tasha says, I'll watch her, Lemon Head (talking to Jason). Magic laughs saying that's what he calls him!  Magic says ok, everybody enough and enough with that little fast tail girl, we need to get to the golfing....Brittany says, "I'm not 12, I'm 13! What, do you think I'm going to go out and get pregnant or something?! Oops...sorry Tasha.." Jasons says "Good one!" And Tasha says yeah, she'll watch her, she's good with children.  Brittany says oh, like you were with Uncle Malik.

Mel and Derwin:  They are home awaiting Mel's parents.  And Derwin is like yeah...I'm excited...whooop teee dooo... Mel's parents come through and they greet Derwin.  Mel's mom reaches out to Derwin and he flinches (didn't she slap him one day?).  Dr. Barnett thanks him for the seats to some game, and Mrs. Barnett thanks him for the generous donation to her charity, they continue gooshing over Derwin and ignoring Mel.

Tasha, hairstylist and Brittany: Tasha is getting her hair done.  And she asks Brittany what she's doing on the computer all quiet.  She'd better not be into any of Tasha's adult films. She's downloading Twilight movies and apps on Tasha's account.  Tasha's like 200.00 in downloads? On my account? You must be crazy.  Brittany says, Well you've got money...unless this all is public assistance.  Tasha tells her to bring her narrow arse on over to the shelf where she keeps her bible between the Hennessy and dominos.  Brittany goes to get it and hands it to Tasha, Tasha says oh no...that's for you. You're going to read some passages.

Mel, Derwin, and Mel's parents:  They are having dinner and they are all into Derwin. Dr. Barnett is asking Derwin about T.O., his guy crush.  They are eating Derwin and his millions up. Mrs. Barnett goes so far as to ask Derwin when they'll have an opportunity to meet their precious step grandson. 

Tasha, stylist and Brittany:  Tasha got a blond bob, and has Brittany coming in bringing her tea.  She calls Brittany in and tells her to give her what she took out of her purse.  Brittany says she doesn't knwo what she's talking about.  She says you're going to give me back what you took out of my purse or you're going to get the switch.  Brittany asks if that's prison talk.  Tasha says no, it's underground railroad talk for the tree branch used to beat little high yella a**es of thieves!

Mel, Derwin, parents: She tells Mel to get up and be a good wife, bring Derwin more food. Mel is like he has two hands and two feet, he can get it himself. (ummmmhmmm I said that a few times myself about an ex. errrh...which is partly why we're exes...sigh...I should have fixed that plate! bwahahahahaaa). Mel says Derwin didn't buy any of those things! I did! And just because I'm not a practicing doctor I guess I mean nothing!!! She storms off.




Brittany, Tasha, Jason:  Brittany is hiding from Tasha, when Jason comes in.  He asks Tasha what's going on, she's threatening to whip his child.  She said it won't be any whooping if she gives her back what she took.  Brittany comes out and says that Tasha is accusing her of taking her weed. (Whaaaatttt...come on Tasha Mack!!! not the sticky icky!!! oh lawd!) Jason says what? You're smoking weed around my child! Tasha says it is for medicinal purposes and that Brittany is lying about not taking it. She needs it and Brittany needs to give it back.  Jason says if it wasn't for something he would call the police.  Tasha's flipping out saying she needs her weed!!!

Mel and her mom: Mel says she's okay not practicing medicine.  Her mom says sure you are.  She says there are times she's watching ER and thinking that Eric LaSalle is doing the procedure completely wrong. (Ummm he hasn't been on ER in a decade...) anywho...She says she loves her husband more than practicing.  Her mom says she knows, she gave up her own dreams to become an opera singer. She says she's trying to do everything she can to help derwin achieve his dreams and build a legacy for their family.  Her mom says family? Oh my!! You're having a baby? Then before Mel can tell her no, mom tells everyone.. And Derwin is like what? And mell side eyes him and says you can't ruin this moment.

Jason and Brittany: Jason comes in to have a heart to heart talk with Brittany and apologizes to her for leaving her with Tasha's crazy weed smoking self.  Brittany says oh that's okay, you didn't know she was a druggie, although the signs were there.  So Jason continues to talk saying he knows she's had a pretty rough time with the divorce and all.  Brittany says oh it's cool. Well I'm off to the mall, I'll be back before ten.  Jason says hold up. We just had a pretty serious discussion... And grabs her purse.  She's like let go! He says no...snags it and looks inside. And Voila! Up pops the ganga! mmhmmm. He says he can't believe he defended Brittany.  Brittany tells him to lighten up she isn't a dummy, she's not going to do drugs, she was going to give it to her friend to flip for a profit. (Lawd...children these days!!!). So Jason flips. He tells her to sit her little raggedy fast tail down. Initially she says no. He gets amped and tells her to sit her lil @$$ down now.. She obliges. He says, I know Kelly and I are crazy, but I'll be danged if I'm going to let you run around her looking like a video ho! He goes to her closet and takes all the clothes out of it.  She says whatever, like you even care, you're just going to pawn me off to someone else or leave me at grandmas so you an live your cushy life with your cushy job playing golf and what not.  He said no, from here on out you're not going anywhere without me. We're going to be attached at the hip.  He then calls Chris Webber and tells him he's appreciative of the opportunity but he has a more important job.  So he quits to look after Brittany.

Malik and his maid Rosa:  Malik tells Rosa if she bowls another strike, he'll fly all her kids in from Guatamala.  Then Tasha comes in with a switch and gets to swinging! Saying something about rehab and carrying on! She's tagging Malik! (bwahahahahahahaaa)

QUESTION: HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO GIVE UP TO MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD IS OKAY AND BEING RAISED PROPERLY?