BET's The Game: Season Finale RECAP

Mel and Derwin from BET.com

Melanie:  Show starts with Melanie looking in the bathroom mirror.  Derwin comes in to join her. Mel is concerned that she may have fried her ovaries by standing in front of the microwave too much. She's still stressing over not being pregnant yet, after all they've been getting it on like bunnies.  Derwin tries to alleviate her concerns by saying it is probably him because he's taken so many crotch shots on the field.  He tells her that they can go get checked out to make sure everything is okay.

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Tasha, Mel, Derwin: Tasha got Derwin a 1.6 mil contract with vitamin gum or something.  Tasha said she's working on a 2 million dollar deal for a six month endorsement.  Mel chimes in that Derwin's charity building could be a place to film the commercial.  Tasha says that would be another 400,000 grand off gate.  Then the topic turns to the Sabers and to who will be the new QB.  Tasha says they are talking to Quinn somebody, but he's hemming and hawing.  Then she says it doesn't matter because they are going to be back tight with Malik at QB.  And she's managing him again.  Mel says oh great!!! I'm so happy for you.  Tasha has to leave. So when she goes out the door. Derwin tells Mel she's going to have to get Tasha to drop Malik, he's bad news for him. 

Malik and Tasha:   Malik is in a crowd telling people they need to get it together. And holla at the Sabers about getting a good QB.  He then goes to thank Tasha for being a gangsta mom-oger

Oh Heck no!!!!!!! Tasha ran into "Beau" and his kids...and his WIFE!  WTH...and his name is Ronnie.  Tasha didn't trip.  She told Ronnie the wold Tasha Mack would have gone to her car, got her 38 and pistol whipped his arse, then shot his wife and those two ashy kids.  But the new Tasha Mack is just going to exhale. (Where is Pookie from Richmond when you need him?! That mess called for a beat down.  But didn't you kinda know that Beau dude was lying last week? Something told me he was a master deceiver!)

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Jena and Malik:  Jena is back on her model game.  Malik popped up, and Jena asked him why he is stalking her.  They are having a heart felt moment. And I'm about to cry. Jena told him he should have left her alone, they warned them about getting into relationships right out of rehab. Wait.  Malik set up the entire photo shoot just so he could see Jena.  And she's not having it.

Jason and Derwin:  Derwin called Jason to have dinner with him and Quan or Quin Kirkland or whatever.  Derwin is trying to get the dude to come play QB for the Sabers. Jason and Quinn or Quan went to SC together.  Jason told Derwin he don't give a rat's arse about who plays QB and he gives half a teste about Derwin's stats.  After all they are Jason's stats he's trying to break.  The QB boy comes in and tells Jason that he is Jason's biggest fan. Which causes Jason to stop and have dinner and try to convince QB dude. to play with the Sabers.

Tasha and Mel:  Mel invited Tasha over and had a spread of 'round the way snacks for Tasha.  Tasha is suspicious about the set up.  Mel tries to tell Tasha nothing is wrong.  Tasha asks if she's sure, Mel says definitely.  Tasha says she knows somehting is wrong because when ever Mel says definitely, there's some mess behind it. 

Mel says she's concerned about Tasha repping Malik and Derwin at the same time.  Tasha is like oh you want me to choose.  And your punkarse husband put you up to this.  Then the gloves come off.  Mel tells Tasha she's the one that got Tasha back on her game by insisting that she rep Derwin when Derwin didn't even want it. And that Tasha's career was down the toilet.  Then Tasha said you little bouzhie fake heiffa I should have known you knew nothing about loyalty.

 Mel said she's trying to be the CEO of her family.  Tasha said, yeah, but you're trying to rip the heart out of mine.  Mel says well let me tell you something about your family...Malik is a crackhead addict (well she didn't say crack...but ya know...) and he is washed up.  He's no good anywhere.  Tasha is .38 hot!!! And then she said something else, but I forgot.  And then Mel said, you know what? You don't have to choose...Join the 3 million other people in this country in the unemployment line...your gravy train is over!

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Sabers:  So they are at a press conference.  So he up and did it.  Quan signed with the Sabers and pissed on Malik in the process.  Oooh so looky here.  There's Camille.  Jason hollas at her of course.  And asks about dinner.  She says sure, how about 9, I'm at the Fontaine.  HE says 8:59 works better for me.   Then Camille sashays over to the QB dude and tongues him down! Wowzers...


Malik and Tasha: They are watching the Sabers press conference.  Tasha says how they will take the Sabers and that lil QB down.  Malik's like yeah...whatever for him.  He flips off the show and someone tells him there's a girl driving up in his drive way.  He flips over to the security system and sees Jena coming up.  He goes out to her. Jena drives up to Malik's house tokin'.  She's high as a kite. Malik scoops her up and carriers her into the house.

Derwin and Melanie:  They are at the doctor getting checked out.  The doctor runs down a list of questions as to what the issues could be.  One of the questions is about an abortion.  And Mel says definitely not. Doctor says cool, then it's probably stress.  I'll run some blood tests to get everything started.  Doctor leaves.  Derwin has a funny look on his face.  Then he says "The abortion Melanie...was it mine?" (WAAAAAAAAAIIIIIITTTT OMG! OMG! WAIT!) She looks upset..and the dang show goes off!!!


Lawd girl Melanie...no....mama nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Lawd that just broke my heart. What the?!

Now that I've caught my breath. Was Mel really pregnant when Derwin proposed to her the first time? Before the whole Janay thing...Before Dr. McHotty and Trey Wiggs... When she was studying  and had the preggers scare? If not... Who knocked her up? Everyone on Twitter thinks it's Trey Wiggs LOL Lawd!