BET's The Game premiere RECAP

Malik-  He's getting it on with a crazy chick played by Megan Goode.  Looking rather NICE with a mohawk...Apparently he was hurt by a bad hit. He's arguing with the owner of the team.  And apparently the Meagan Goode character is the owner's WIFE!!!

Tasha Mack--just as spicy as she was two years ago.  She's managing Derwin.  And throwing jabs at Derwin's babymama Janay. Said the baby boy is too yella and has silky hair when both Derwin and Janay come from a long line of naps!!

Derwin and Melanie- Derwin is blowing UUUUPPPPPP.  He and Melanie are doing a photoshoot for Essence.  Derwin has a supertight Nike endorsement and is the franchise player.  Melanie gave up practicing medicine to be a superstar's wife.

By the way Janay comes by the shoot to drop off baby Derwin Jr.  And she does the caddy-sweet hey girl to Mel, and admires the bag Essence let Mel have.
Jason Pitts-  Is sitting in as a color commentator and he is going in on the owners of the Sabers.  Called them slave owners.  LOL.  Apparently the Sabers haven't given him a good deal. So he isn't completely out of the game yet.

Kelly Pitts- Must be a socialite.  She's rockin' fly gear that isn't all low budget. LOL Oh wait...nope.  She's doing a Reality Show! How funny!  It's called "Ex-Ballers wives".


Melanie and Derwin Jr. (the baby):  Oh lawd! Melanie is babysitting DJ and while he's taking a bath, she puts on a puppet show.  And what did she do???? ummm how about she did what George Wilborne always says on the Michael Baisden show. She swabbed the baby's mouth! Yep...she's going to talk to DiNA....

Tasha Mack and Dante- Look at Tasha Mack with a little young tenda!!! Is she a cougar?? whew weee
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Tasha Mack and Melanie-  Tasha and Melanie meet on a park bench and talk about how she gave DJ an at home DNA test. SMH.  Tasha really did accuse Melanie of being a groupie on the low!!! uh uh uh
Lawd jeeeeeeeezzzzuuuuuussssss! Mel got the DNA results back and the baby is not Derwin's!!! Or at least that's what her friend at the lab said.

Kelly and Tasha-  Yall remember last season Tasha hooked Jason up with Camille out of spite when Kelly got her job.  Well you know she and Kelly are still at it.  So they were talking slick back and forth over the phone while Kelly was on the phone with Melanie.

Malik and TeeTee-  TeeTee is running a food truck... and look out der now! He has a woman.  And he's trying to cut ties with Malik.  Malik is trippin...on some ol' "rules don't apply to me" type ish.  Running around all out in the daylight and public with the owner's wife (Meagan Goode...and why do I think about Friday every time I see her? Maybe if she got those teeth filed down some, she wouldn't look like the little girl fussing with Big Worm at the icecream truck....)

Melanie and Derwin-  Now Melanie made a crucial mistake and told Derwin what she did. I mean this heiffa just came all out with it and blurted out that she gave little DJ a paternity test.  THEEEEENNNN when Derwin said he didn't want to know the results (the baby is like two years old) and no matter what the baby is still his... She said okay.  BUT then she told him!!! And what did he do? Yep! Put a hole in the wall...

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Malik, TeeTee, and Owner's wife-  Malik and Owner's wife are freaking off in the bathroom of a club.  And they break a sink.  The club owner gets pissed.  But TeeTee comes to the rescue.  And Malik treats him like garbage.  You can tell TeeTee is having enough.  He told TeeTee to clean up his mess.

Jason, Kelly, and Brittany Pitts-  Ahhh the Pitts family.  Oh man...Brittany is getting a little too grown.   And mama Kelly is letting her.  Kelly is all caught up in her reality show and is reveling in her divorce.  Apparently it has been a huge come up for her.


Tasha Mack and Dante-  Dante is getting all up into Tasha Mack...yep, little boo is catching feelings.  Tasha Mack is like wait now playa....It can't bea ll serious like that.  She's giving him tips on who to take to Malik's party.  But he wants to take her. 

Derwin and DJ and Janay-  Derwin is angry... and going in on Mel while he sits waiting on Janay to come pick up DJ. He's checking out the baby's features, rationalizing whether or not they belong to his family members.  (But ummm that baby does not have curly hair...what are they talking about...or maybe he needs a little moisturizer...I'm just saying lol) Janay comes after her little shopping spree, picking up a bag similar to the one Mel had at the Essence shoot.  She comments that it looks better on her.  Then Derwin hits her with the question of the hour... "Janay, is DJ mine?"  And she looks a bit shocked, disturbed...and ummm...caught up!

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Melanie and Kelly-  Kelly sees Melanie outside a plastic surgery office.  Kelly is trying to find ways to spend Jason's money.  Melanie is there to put in an application for residency.  Apparently Kelly and Tasha Mack are still beefing.  Kelly was like, tell your girl Tasha don't let me catch you on the street.

Jason and Malik-  Malik is about to do the cover of Sports Illustrated (I think...I missed that part)..and Jason is telling him it isn't that big of a deal.  Malik is drinking all heavy...and acting foolish.

Tasha and Dante-  Dante got a contract to throw Malik's party.  He's trying to be all up on Tasha, and Tasha isn't having it.  Then all of a sudden some of Dante's women start coming through...and they are all "mature ladies" and Tasha calls Dante out for having a cougar fetish....

Malik and TeeTee-  Malike is drunk off his hindparts...and TeeTee is at the party with his girl.  Apparently the owner's wife's name is Parker (Meagan Goode) and Malik is ready to get home to her.  So he tells TeeTee to carry his arse and take him home.  TeeTee is like nah dude, I'm about to sling some wings from this truck once the party lets out.  Malik reminds him...yet again...that he is the one who bought TeeTee the truck.  So TeeTee's girlfriend said that she will take Malik hom... (ummmm....who thinks THIS is a good idea? he's drunk...a womanizer...and angry...ummm do you see some kind of legal trouble following??? yeah...I do too)

Derwin and Mel-  Well he had stopped talking to her...But after that little convo with Janay, he was very upset.  We dont' see what happened with them.  Mel is sitting in their home alone, when Derwin finally comes in.  She's like okay...let me put my gloves on, because I know we're about to go to war.  She changes up when she sees Derwin because he's crying.  He says "He's not mine is he?"  And they embrace.

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Dante and Tasha Mack-  Tasha finally admits that she's caught feelings for Dante.  She's like it's too much for her to deal with. 

Kelly and Jason-  Kelly is out to lunch with her groupie mentees...or so it seems...filming her reality show.  When guess who pops up? Jason...with a young tenda named Peaches.

TeeTee, Malik, Parker and Allison-  So when we last left off, Malik was drunk and Allison took him home.  Well the next morning TeeTee goes to his house looking for him.  Malik's bodyguard was like this house is huge, go find him.  And FIND HIM he did! TeeTee goes into the hot tub room and Malik is in there with Parker... And guess who else? YEP! Allison pops up out of the water... TeeTee's girlfriend.  Allison ducks back under water.  Malik is all funky talking about well make this fast, she can't hold her breath that long...TeeTee is like man! What are you doing?  That's my girlfriend!  Malike says, I know. well I told you to take me home.  And TeeTee storms out.

Derwin and Melanie- Uh uH uh!! ain't this some ish?!   Well...Melanie and Derwin are at home getting along just fine.  Then Melanie gets a phone call.  It's her friend who is working at the lab.  She asks Melanie if she's told Derwin already and that she hopes not.  WHY? Welp, seems like residents are over-worked, underpaid and too stressed to appropriately run DNA tests.  Because she ran it a few more times and the baby IS Derwins.  Lawd!!

Tune in next week... BET at 10 p.m.  It will only be thirty minutes long.