BET's The Game: Episode 3 Recap

THE WING KING




Barry Bloyd, TeeTee on BET's The Game
Malik and Tasha Mack: The show starts out with Malik in his playroom with a bunch of strippers, Drinking.  Tasha comes in asking why he did not come to the meeting with her and Derwin about the Ford campaign. She told him that he needs an assistant. And he needs to call TeeTee back and make up.  She said they've been friends since they were babies taking baths together, laughing at each other's weewees. Malik said he isn't calling TeeTee. Tasha says, fine, I'll call him!

Malik:  He's with his teammates, Javon and Bibs. (If you remember from two years ago, Javon proposed to a groupie and gave her a bigger ring than Derwin gave Mel).  Javon's wife has a line-up of girls and asks how many of them know her husband, one girl speaks up and she kicks her out.  They are helping Malik pick a new assistant. They pick a light skinned chick with big curly hair who Malik threw a football to, and she caught it.

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Malik and Javon: Javon is bowling, and hitting strikes. Malik said he thought that Javon couldn't play.  He said well, that was before you said you'd play me for 1,000.00.  Sheila, Malik's new assistant comes in.  Saying she can't keep up with the filing system.  Malik says the system was set up for idiots, so she should be able to get it.  Tasha Mack comes in asking Malik why she can't get ahold of him.  And why the dumb heiffa assistant of his couldn't take a message.


Mel and the Sunbeams: Mel is leading a Sunbeam meeting saying she'll call in Rachel Roy to help them learn how not to over-accessorize like Erica (who is decked out in gaudy jewelry).  Mel tells them they are going to do a charity event.  And Tasha is like I hope it isn't the homeless veterans because they like to fondle.   Mel says it is for at risk teen girls, and of course she'll speak about being a doctor and how she is. Then Javon's wife raises her hand and asks if she can speak to the girls about coming from rags to riches after being in some booty bouncing video, and marrying a baller.  Mel tells her she can be in charge of food.

TeeTee and Sheila: TeeTee is giving Sheila a lesson on the file system.  It is color coordinated.  Then he goes into the condom coordination system.  Malik comes in talking trash to TeeTee talking about Terrance, I need you to hurry up and get out of here. That chicken smell is making me sick.  TeeTee says dude you got a lot of nerve! You owe me an apology. Malik said negro, you owe me an apology. TeeTee says I'm sorry you've been basically ishin' me since we were babies, that you slept with my girlfriend in your hot tup and basically that you're an a-hole.  Malik is like that's all we needed, come on over and give me some love.  TeeTee pulls a roll of money out of his pocket, and says "Here's the money you loaned me for the wing truck." Malik says, thanks we were out of toilet paper.  He tosses it to Sheila and tells her to take it to the bathroom.  TeeTee storms out saying that Malik is basically a major league a-hole.

Mel and Derwin: Mel is at home getting ready for the At risk youth charity event.  She asks if Jazz (Javon's wife) is all of that?  She's been in videos and Mel thinks she isn't a good role model.  Derwin says, well if you like huge boobs and a big *ss, and all that type of exotic stuff. But I'm not into that, that's why I'm with you.

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Jazz, Tasha Mack, Mel:  Jazz has set up some koolaid, pickles and some jalapeno peppers as appetizers.  Mel tells Jazz to get sparkling water fro on top of the fridge.  Mel and Tasha leave.  Derwin walks in, and Jazz asks him to hold the step ladder, because if she falls, she will sue him.  And she means it.  So he's holding the ladder and her butt is all in his face. Of course Mel comes in at this point and she gives him the evil eye.

Javon and Malik: They are at the pool, and a woman comes up to Malik, and he says nto right now. Javon has his son there. Malik said Javon is a bad parent and should have found a babysitter for the little boy. He says Malik doesn't know anything about raising kids because he didn't have any.  Malik lost his rolex and asks Javon if he had one.  Malik searches Javon, then starts to search Javon's son.  Javon said he got it, and tells his son to assume the position.  Malik then looks down the baby's diaper.  Malik kicks everyone out.  Then he says he realizes now he can't trust anybody.  He's surrounded by people who are trying to take what he has.  Sheila, his assistant,  comes up and says she doesn't need his watch to tell time because she uses her phone. Then she takes his rolex out of her bra saying she found it on the elevator, and didn't even know it was a rolex. And he fires her.

Mel and the at risk youth:ss". She says yes.  "She said well girl, you're good."  Then one girl asks for her autograph.  Mel calls her over and says she's leading girls down the wrong path, sleeping her way up to the top, shaking her butt in videos.  Jazz said oh is Derwin still talking about me? That's cute.  Well, look you little fake wanna be doctor, who gets off on putting other women down.  I'd say we are sitting at the same table.  Oops wait...no, I'm sitting at the autograph table.

Malik: He's back in his play room and tells the stripper, Lasagna, don't think I didn't notice that you only clapped your butt three times.  Another stripper comes in and Lasagna tells her that "the boss is in a mood."  Malik phones TeeTee (like nothing ever happened) and left a message asking why TeeTee didn't fill his prescription.  And saying that TeeTee should thank him for sleeping with his girlfriend because he smoked her out and she wasnt' nothing but a lil ol', message cut off.

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Mel and the Sunbeams:  Mel is leading another Sunbeam meeting. She said that the charity event went well and the next session will be on keeping the spark on your relationship. She said they'll need volunteers. And she asks Jazz if she wants to volunteer.  And Jazz looks a lil funky like you sure? Mel says yes. Jazz gets up and shows them some move called the kamikaze or something. She encourages Mel to try it, but Mel doesn't have a big enough booty to make it pop, shake and wiggle.

Malik:  He gets pulled over.  And a cop is like get back in the car. He's says man I'm just trying to find TeeTee's wing truck man.  The officer says TeeTee's wing truck is down by the fireworks.  Malik says I don't know who you think you're talking too I'm Malik El Debarge Wright (dang...Tasha Mack...really? El DeBarge? LOL...I guess you're happy he's back!).  The cop asks Malik if he's been drinking.  He's like man get out of here, I'm going back to my car. The officer said he needs to take a breathalizer. Malik says he's not down with that freaky type of stuff. The cop gets loser and Malik goes to take a swing at him. The cop tasers him.  The next thing you see is Malik taking a mug shot.

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