Ten things longer than Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries marriage

Kim is a proponent of same-sex marriage, but apparently
doesn't think much about heterosexual marriage.
Someone brought this up in a Facebook group, after seeing it bounce around the web.  I found it sad and funny at the same time.  Sad because I am a fervent believer in the sanctity of marriage.  It saddens me that someone would be so attention starved that they would go before God and family to take vows they knew meant nothing to them at the time.  Yes, I am assuming a lot here, but I mean...it is Kim Kardashian, so I'm probably not far off.  Anywho...keep reading for the things that are longer than Kim Kardashian's latest marriage...



The Humphries...
Kim Kardashian and NBA star  player unemployed former basketball guy, Kris Humphries married in a lavish ceremony that cost over two million dollars less than four months ago.  Their ceremony circus, was broadcast in a special on a cable network.  I didn't see it.  She allegedly raked in over ten million dollars for this stunt. (Shout out to the biggest pimp in the free world, Kris Jenner...Kim's mother).

TEN THINGS LONGER THAN KIM KARDASHIAN AND KRIS HUMPHRIES MARRIAGE

  1.   NATALIE NUNN'S CHIN
  2. THE NUMBERS ON DIDDY'S CHILD SUPPORT CHECKS
  3. WILLIAM HUNG'S MUSIC CAREER
  4. THE LENGTH OF TIME MC HAMMER HAD GOOD CREDIT
  5. KIRSTIE ALLEY BEING SKINNY
  6. WILT CHAMBERLAIN'S CELIBACY
  7. A LINE AT ANY STORE ON THE FIRST OF THE MONTH
  8. JADA PINKETT'S SCENE ON SCREAM
  9. A LENNY WILLIAMS SONG
  10. TIME BEFORE BRITNEY SPEARS HAS ANOTHER BREAKDOWN

Join in the comments below...what are things longer than Kim K's marriage?

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