BET's The Game Season 5 Episode 3



Some eggs are frying in a pan, Malik walks up and asks his bodyguard why he didn't get the eggs.  The dude says he's a bodyguard not a cook, plus he didn't wash his hands.  Tasha comes in and asks what's going on with the topiary (fancy words for hedges/bushes)...the one that looks like her is jacked up...her hair hasn't been that nappy since the 70s.  Malik says she hasn't worn her hair since the 70s.  Tasha says JJ Abrams is having a party for his son and requested Malik show for 100,000.00.. .he just has to toss a ball around.  He says he's in... Tasha is surprised... Then tells Malik he needs to stop letting his employees run him.


*COMMERCIAL*

Mel answers the phone and is like what's going on... Derwin comes in and says he got the Verizon deal and that he rehired Irv.  Derwin keeps spitting out corny lines.  Mel asks when Irv got hired back. That she was CEO of the family, and Derwin did not run that by her.  She says if Tasha can manage him a monkey can...and she can say that because she's Black. Derwin says she's as qualified to be Black as she is his manager.He says you are CEO of the family, Irv is CEO of the business. Mel threatens that she won't give him any of her goodies if he doesn't allow her to be the CEO of the business.   He relents

Then they talk about the family and the legacy... Derwin says he is loyal to DJ, Mel, grandma and Jenay. And Mel is like aww hecky naw!! He says that's right...not Jenay...she will be a mere blip on the map.

*COMMERCIAL*

Malik and Doug. Malik is yelling at his accountant... He says Doug messed up because he didn't pay the gardener.  Doug says Malik doesn't have any money. He signed an 80 mil contract, but the government gets half.  That he's putting Malik on a 25,000 budget. Malik says "a day"? Doug says a month! Then he tells Malik is going to have to get rid of his babies....his cars.

Mel and Irv.  Irv rolls in and Mel says he's late. He came in with an assistant. Mel tells Irv she wants Derwin to do Jimmy Fallon because Fallon gets his demographic. Irv tells the assistant to book Letterman because   Derwin already has the Fallon audience.

Malik and Doug are standing outside Malik's house as Malik's cars are rolling out. TeeTee talks to Doug about his stocks and how it is going up. Malik asks if he had Google..he says no he opted for a crocodile watch. It's TeeTee's birthday and Malik says he has him. TeeTee says he wants to do it big.

*COMMERCIAL*

Tasha, Irv, Mel... Tasha is suing Derwin and Irv because she initiated the Verizon contract.  Mel makes her an offer for initiating the deal that was non negotiable.  Mel says they can be civil about the whole thing. Tasha says they can be as civil as a Lesbian wedding (bwahahahahahaaaa).  Tasha rolls up the paper and lights it and smokes it. LOL. Then she pulls out all of her documents showing that she did in fact create the deal.  Mel whispers to Irv to help her, he says he's out of it.  The arbitrator decides in Tasha's favor...then Tasha goes in on Mel... She says lil girl why don't you go home and cook your man some chick...make a baby...something...oops you can't do neither one. Then whispers...don't come for me.

Malik and the bodyguard are at the club.  And the bodyguard is like dude you're broke...what are you going to do.  TeeTee comes in and a bartender comes over with a bottle of champagne.  Malik is like dude I'm an alcoholic, why are you bringing that over here, take that off my tab.  The bartender says it is on the house. Malik says let's keep the party rolling then...just because he can't drink doesn't mean his boys can't.  Then the singer Estelle comes in..and Malik tries to hide. Estelle spots him and says she's never leaving tickets for him again. Malik tells the bodyguard he is hiding because anytime a female celebrity comes in where a star athlete is, it is customary to send a bottle over.  TeeTee goes up and talks to Estelle and asks the bartender to send over a bottle of whatever her favorite drink is.  Then Shawn Merriman comes in...who just won a championship title with the Mavs. The bodyguard says oh...we're straight now...he has that championship money!  Malik says...we're not in Dallas, we're in my town so that means I have to pay for ALL OF THEM!!!

Melanie and Derwin.  Derwin asks Mel what happened. Why he has to pay Tasha and Irv.  He then tells Mel that she isn't really the CEO.  She says she gave up a lot for him, what is she supposed to do, sit back, be quiet and open her legs whenever he wants. He basically said yeah. She said she is 50% of the legacy and made him. He says no she isn't.


Malik is in the club and Shawn Merriman is drinking on him...ballin!!

Derwin goes to Mel in the bed and says he's sorry, she moves over from him touching her. Then she cocks her legs open and says is this what you want? Then she gets on all fours and says oh is this what you want? He says no! Stop! LOL He tells her he loves her to the moon. And he does stupid stuff...but he wants her with him.

Malik is in the club.  Tasha comes in and pays the bill...asking him if he has to be every stereotype.

RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS



  1. Should you ever mix business and family? Malik and Tasha do it well, but what about Mel and Derwin?
  2. Mel threatened to cut Derwin off if she didn't become the "CEO" of the company...is it ever right for a wife to use her goods to get what she wants? 
  3. Malik is one of those people who will do anything for his friends...now that the money is running out, do you think the same people will be around for him? 

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