BET's The Game: Episode 7 errr 8 RECAP
Note on the RECAPS... Apparently the season premiere was deemed two episodes in one, by the powers that be. Therefore the numbering for these recaps is off. YBBG will pick back up with episode 9 next week.
Kelly, Jason, Britt Kelly is filming her reality show, and Jason comes in with Brittney (wait this doesn't look like the same grown little girl from the premiere..but you know how they do on tv. Change aunt viv, change the daughter on my wife and kids...judy goes upstairs on Family Matters and never returns..ya know). Kelly's whining about the things Jason used to say to her, and he tosses in "Kelly why do you have to go to the bathroom in the shower..."
Brittany is too through with the whole mess, and hides her face from the cameras. Kelly asks Brittney how her time with Jason was, and Brittney says, she wouldn't know because she spent all her time at her Grandparents'. Jason has an envelope which Kelly thinks is her "divorce track" check, but nope!
Jason tells her it is a cease and desist order in accordance with their divorce decree. She's been trying to make a name for herself by using his name on her reality show. She says she's been thinking of getting rid of the name Pitts anyway, and she's changing her last name to Devereaux (Like Blanche from the Golden Girls?! Get out!!! Welp...Blanche was an ol' freaky deaky chick LOL...RIP Ms. Rue).
Malik in rehab: The Dr. is talking to one of the patients about how the guy's daughter once shot herself with one of his dirty heroin needles... Malik interrupts and says break through time yall. And one of the other patients says MC interrupter chimes in again.
Malik explains why he's been taking pills, and asks the doctor how many pills between 4 and 20 makes him an addict, since the bottle says take as needed. The doctor tells him it is probably a psychological problem. So Malik keeps interrupting saying that he is trying to tell the doctor what his problem is and if he doesn't shut up he's going to upt a foot in his butt.
The doctor tells him violence is a sign of a psychological addiction, and asks if he reminds Malik of his father. So then Malik threatens him again and says something about Star Trek and such and threatened Ben, the guy with the heroin problem, on his way out.
Tasha, Mel, Derwin: Mel and Derwin are getting pictures taken at Fabolous's listening party. Some guy runs up on Derwin and starts talking to him, Tasha Mack steps in between them and is like hold up playa, what are you doing? Do you have a business card? The guy hands her the card and she basically tells him to bounce. As he walks off, Tasha flicks the card away.
Derwin tells her she's cold, and she says....and I quote "Cold as a nun's vajayjay..." (I think you may go to hell just for referencing a nun's nether regions off gate... I'm just saying...and umm...yeah I didn't say anything about the nether regions...I was just saying what Tasha Mack said...lawd knows I got enough strikes against me...hehehe). So the three (Tasha, Mel and Derwin) keep it moving and Kelly comes in. She grabs Derwin and the camera pops up in his face.
Tasha shuts it down and says Derwin is not going to be on a reality show and be another Black Mexican, Ocho Uno and such...Mel tells Kelly that Tasha is just trying to protect Derwin's name. Kelly says "Whatever, jealous tramps..." So Kelly is all upset about getting kicked out of the girls' night the Sunbeams had, and Mel is like look trick...get over it (well that's what she should have said, but she didn't...).
Tasha and Mel tell Kelly they miss her and just because she's not a Sunbeam it doesn't mean they can't hang out. Kelly is still pissy and tells Mel, and I quote, "Why don't you go swab your illegitimate stepchild's mouth... and oh yaeh, stop calling yourself a doctor...it's just pathetic." (Once again...at this point Mel should have popped her in the mouth, but she didn't...). Tasha clown's Mel and says Kelly caught her with a two-piece.. Then Kelly comes back with some for Tasha saying that it's just a matter of time for Dante to reach his
Malik and the supermodel: (Dag, I forgot her name...) She offers him a jelly bean. they start to talk about things. Malik says that the people there don't care about him. He starts talking about how everyone abandoned him. TeeTee and his wing truck, Tasha and her love life, Jason and his retirment. Then how he made Derwin by passing him the ball and now he's acting like he doesn't know him.
Back at Fabolous's party: Fabolous is on stage thanking folks for coming out. So they start playing Fab's single. Chicks are at the front of the stage poppin' and droppin'. Kelly's producer comes up and asks her what's up with the Derwin Davis shot, and she says she'll try again. The producer says first she lost Jason, now this. How can they call the show "Ex-ballers wives" with no ballers.
So Kelly says she can call up a baller from her high school days who owns some car washes or something. Dude is like ummm...heiffa no! We're done with you. So he takes the cameras and goes to film the booty shaking chicks at the front.
Kelly's like, at the bar ranting and drinking. So...she ends up going to the front and making it do what it do in her white outfit. She's putting it on Fabolous, while Tasha and Mel look on with their mouths open and eyes popping out.
Apparently it is the next day, because Kelly is in a different ensemble and she's sitting on her sofa with a laptop on her lap. She just saw an uploaded video of herself from the party the prior night and she's mortified. She's on the phone and apparently the people from the reality show say it was good publicity. She says she doesn't care because she looks like a whore. Then Kelly gets excited, because the vid is #1 on the hottest video list.
Jason comes in, and Kelly asks how he got in. Jason says "your undocumented worker.." Kelly says, "she has papers." He says "does she really?" She says, ":no." Jason blasts Kelly for trying to be a video ho', and kelly starts twirking talking about she can't help it that she has the number one rumpshaker on the internet. Jason says " I don't give a d*** about your flat a**", but I do have a problem when it starts affecting our daughter.
Kelly's like what are you talking about? Jason shows Kelly some pics of 13 year old Britt on the internet in a bra posing and carrying on (you know like some of your lil fast tail children do...I'm serious...you better go check their computers and cell phones! LOL). "Kelly is flabbergasted and says OMG what are we going to do? Jason's like "well the apple doesn't fall too far from the slutty booty clapping tree. You need to quit this reality show or I'm taking our daughter." Kelly is distraught..
Kelly and Britt: Kelly is practicing how she's going to talk to Britt, (Because I said so young lady! I brought you into this world and I can take you out!!!) Then Britt walks in, Kelly says they need to talk, Britt is like lata for all that, I'm going to the mall. Kelly tells Britt to sit down, then she sows her the pics. Britt points out her favorite. Kelly says the pics display bad behavior.
Britt says it's just a bikini, and if Kelly didn't want her wearing it she shouldn't have bought it for her. Kelly says I didn't mean for it to be all over the internet, Brittney starts back-talking, saying Kelly is a hypocrite because she's 'splayed all across the internet with her rump shaking (Now see, at this point, someone would have called CPS, DSS, ASPCA...somebody on me because that lil heiffa would have been on a leash getting dragged around the house...I'm just sayin!!) Kelly yells at Britt repeatedly to go to her room, Britt says no. (Hello!!!! corporal punishment is still legal in some states... :) anywhooo) Finally Britt goes and calls Kelly a "Spazz"
Meanwhile back at rehab: The model chick is flipping through a magazine, identifying models by their drug habits...meth...crack...Malik brings her some candy. She tells Malik she was thinking about him. He's like I know I'm dope, right. ha! (Ok he didn't say that exactly...) She says nah big head, I was thinking about your issues. But you're trippin' on your people. Your friends weren't going to stay the same forever. She then tells Malik about her fears and how she realized life would go on with or without her. She's like you need to get in the game of life and stop watching it pass him by.
Tasha, Mel: They are watching Derwin on Jimmy Kimmell. Kelly comes over...and Tasha is like get that on outta here. No one wants you around. "Beat it blondie!" Kelly comes in wielding the pics of Britt all half nekkid. Tasha in the words of Miss Celie "Beat her.. beat her a**!" Mel chimes in with some yackety yack about corporal punishment not being a solution and that that's where Tasha probably went wrong with Malik. Kelly tells them that Brittney told her she was the worst!
Mel says "I hope you put her in time out." Tasha, "that's some white mess!" Mel, "Tasha why do you always have to bring race into it?" "Columbine, Timothy McVeigh, Lindsey Lohan...Those are time out babies," Tasha. Mel relents and says maybe a little beating wouldn't hurt. LOL. Kelly says I used to be such a good mother, while she downs a glass of wine.
Tasha tells her to get it together and stop trying to be the next Melissa Ford. The ladies try to comfort her. (apparently Jason and Camille broke up...).. Kelly tells Mel she hopes her story doesn't end up like hers. Mel asks what she means by that, Kelly says "Girl please, don't act like you don't have black women problems..." (I did kinda chuckle...but ummm yeah anyway...that's it for this episode).
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| Erica Gluck, the original Britt-Brat |
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| Katlynn Simone Smith, the new Britt-Brat |
"You say goodbye. I say hello!"
Brittany is too through with the whole mess, and hides her face from the cameras. Kelly asks Brittney how her time with Jason was, and Brittney says, she wouldn't know because she spent all her time at her Grandparents'. Jason has an envelope which Kelly thinks is her "divorce track" check, but nope!
Jason tells her it is a cease and desist order in accordance with their divorce decree. She's been trying to make a name for herself by using his name on her reality show. She says she's been thinking of getting rid of the name Pitts anyway, and she's changing her last name to Devereaux (Like Blanche from the Golden Girls?! Get out!!! Welp...Blanche was an ol' freaky deaky chick LOL...RIP Ms. Rue).
Malik in rehab: The Dr. is talking to one of the patients about how the guy's daughter once shot herself with one of his dirty heroin needles... Malik interrupts and says break through time yall. And one of the other patients says MC interrupter chimes in again.
Malik explains why he's been taking pills, and asks the doctor how many pills between 4 and 20 makes him an addict, since the bottle says take as needed. The doctor tells him it is probably a psychological problem. So Malik keeps interrupting saying that he is trying to tell the doctor what his problem is and if he doesn't shut up he's going to upt a foot in his butt.
The doctor tells him violence is a sign of a psychological addiction, and asks if he reminds Malik of his father. So then Malik threatens him again and says something about Star Trek and such and threatened Ben, the guy with the heroin problem, on his way out.
Tasha, Mel, Derwin: Mel and Derwin are getting pictures taken at Fabolous's listening party. Some guy runs up on Derwin and starts talking to him, Tasha Mack steps in between them and is like hold up playa, what are you doing? Do you have a business card? The guy hands her the card and she basically tells him to bounce. As he walks off, Tasha flicks the card away.
Derwin tells her she's cold, and she says....and I quote "Cold as a nun's vajayjay..." (I think you may go to hell just for referencing a nun's nether regions off gate... I'm just saying...and umm...yeah I didn't say anything about the nether regions...I was just saying what Tasha Mack said...lawd knows I got enough strikes against me...hehehe). So the three (Tasha, Mel and Derwin) keep it moving and Kelly comes in. She grabs Derwin and the camera pops up in his face.
Tasha shuts it down and says Derwin is not going to be on a reality show and be another Black Mexican, Ocho Uno and such...Mel tells Kelly that Tasha is just trying to protect Derwin's name. Kelly says "Whatever, jealous tramps..." So Kelly is all upset about getting kicked out of the girls' night the Sunbeams had, and Mel is like look trick...get over it (well that's what she should have said, but she didn't...).
Tasha and Mel tell Kelly they miss her and just because she's not a Sunbeam it doesn't mean they can't hang out. Kelly is still pissy and tells Mel, and I quote, "Why don't you go swab your illegitimate stepchild's mouth... and oh yaeh, stop calling yourself a doctor...it's just pathetic." (Once again...at this point Mel should have popped her in the mouth, but she didn't...). Tasha clown's Mel and says Kelly caught her with a two-piece.. Then Kelly comes back with some for Tasha saying that it's just a matter of time for Dante to reach his
Malik and the supermodel: (Dag, I forgot her name...) She offers him a jelly bean. they start to talk about things. Malik says that the people there don't care about him. He starts talking about how everyone abandoned him. TeeTee and his wing truck, Tasha and her love life, Jason and his retirment. Then how he made Derwin by passing him the ball and now he's acting like he doesn't know him.
Back at Fabolous's party: Fabolous is on stage thanking folks for coming out. So they start playing Fab's single. Chicks are at the front of the stage poppin' and droppin'. Kelly's producer comes up and asks her what's up with the Derwin Davis shot, and she says she'll try again. The producer says first she lost Jason, now this. How can they call the show "Ex-ballers wives" with no ballers.
So Kelly says she can call up a baller from her high school days who owns some car washes or something. Dude is like ummm...heiffa no! We're done with you. So he takes the cameras and goes to film the booty shaking chicks at the front.
Kelly's like, at the bar ranting and drinking. So...she ends up going to the front and making it do what it do in her white outfit. She's putting it on Fabolous, while Tasha and Mel look on with their mouths open and eyes popping out.
Apparently it is the next day, because Kelly is in a different ensemble and she's sitting on her sofa with a laptop on her lap. She just saw an uploaded video of herself from the party the prior night and she's mortified. She's on the phone and apparently the people from the reality show say it was good publicity. She says she doesn't care because she looks like a whore. Then Kelly gets excited, because the vid is #1 on the hottest video list.
Jason comes in, and Kelly asks how he got in. Jason says "your undocumented worker.." Kelly says, "she has papers." He says "does she really?" She says, ":no." Jason blasts Kelly for trying to be a video ho', and kelly starts twirking talking about she can't help it that she has the number one rumpshaker on the internet. Jason says " I don't give a d*** about your flat a**", but I do have a problem when it starts affecting our daughter.
Kelly's like what are you talking about? Jason shows Kelly some pics of 13 year old Britt on the internet in a bra posing and carrying on (you know like some of your lil fast tail children do...I'm serious...you better go check their computers and cell phones! LOL). "Kelly is flabbergasted and says OMG what are we going to do? Jason's like "well the apple doesn't fall too far from the slutty booty clapping tree. You need to quit this reality show or I'm taking our daughter." Kelly is distraught..
Kelly and Britt: Kelly is practicing how she's going to talk to Britt, (Because I said so young lady! I brought you into this world and I can take you out!!!) Then Britt walks in, Kelly says they need to talk, Britt is like lata for all that, I'm going to the mall. Kelly tells Britt to sit down, then she sows her the pics. Britt points out her favorite. Kelly says the pics display bad behavior.
Britt says it's just a bikini, and if Kelly didn't want her wearing it she shouldn't have bought it for her. Kelly says I didn't mean for it to be all over the internet, Brittney starts back-talking, saying Kelly is a hypocrite because she's 'splayed all across the internet with her rump shaking (Now see, at this point, someone would have called CPS, DSS, ASPCA...somebody on me because that lil heiffa would have been on a leash getting dragged around the house...I'm just sayin!!) Kelly yells at Britt repeatedly to go to her room, Britt says no. (Hello!!!! corporal punishment is still legal in some states... :) anywhooo) Finally Britt goes and calls Kelly a "Spazz"
Meanwhile back at rehab: The model chick is flipping through a magazine, identifying models by their drug habits...meth...crack...Malik brings her some candy. She tells Malik she was thinking about him. He's like I know I'm dope, right. ha! (Ok he didn't say that exactly...) She says nah big head, I was thinking about your issues. But you're trippin' on your people. Your friends weren't going to stay the same forever. She then tells Malik about her fears and how she realized life would go on with or without her. She's like you need to get in the game of life and stop watching it pass him by.
Tasha, Mel: They are watching Derwin on Jimmy Kimmell. Kelly comes over...and Tasha is like get that on outta here. No one wants you around. "Beat it blondie!" Kelly comes in wielding the pics of Britt all half nekkid. Tasha in the words of Miss Celie "Beat her.. beat her a**!" Mel chimes in with some yackety yack about corporal punishment not being a solution and that that's where Tasha probably went wrong with Malik. Kelly tells them that Brittney told her she was the worst!
Mel says "I hope you put her in time out." Tasha, "that's some white mess!" Mel, "Tasha why do you always have to bring race into it?" "Columbine, Timothy McVeigh, Lindsey Lohan...Those are time out babies," Tasha. Mel relents and says maybe a little beating wouldn't hurt. LOL. Kelly says I used to be such a good mother, while she downs a glass of wine.
Tasha tells her to get it together and stop trying to be the next Melissa Ford. The ladies try to comfort her. (apparently Jason and Camille broke up...).. Kelly tells Mel she hopes her story doesn't end up like hers. Mel asks what she means by that, Kelly says "Girl please, don't act like you don't have black women problems..." (I did kinda chuckle...but ummm yeah anyway...that's it for this episode).
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