Are you a voter?




So around lunch time I went to the post office. As I exited, a man was standing out by a trash can and says "Excuse me ma'am, are you a voter?" I give him the side eye O_D and say yes I am.  He says, well I'm taking signatures for Democrats.  I'm like huh?  Well...I'm not a Democrat...I'm an Independent...what are you taking signatures for?

Then all of a sudden his story changes.  Now he's taking signatures to put a good American Independent on the ballot.  Huh? So when you thought I was a Democrat (based on what exactly? Hmmmmmm.... O_D) you were taking signatures for Democrats.

Now that I tell you I'm actually an Independent, now you're trying to put a Good American Independent on the ballot.  I say, well I'm not signing anything and I don't know who that man or woman is (The name on the ballot was Lonnie some'n or other...)

Then this clown gets loud with me.  "Well you said you're an Independent didn't ya?! Why wouldn't you want to put a good ol' Independent on the ballot...and vote for him" He got louder and louder.  I said I'm not putting anyone on the ballot when I don't know anything about the person or his/her stance on any issues.  Party affiliation has absolutely nothing to do with me.  Now good day sir!!

And stop yelling at people...ya weirdo!!

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